- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what in the butt

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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