Women.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Anti Joke

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