- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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