- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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