Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A hill billy went fishing

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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