- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

so today i took a poop. hehe

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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