- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

binladin walks into the american seals

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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