A dead guy walks into a grave.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

thumb_up thumb_down -24

N-E Pats never cheated

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

thumb_up thumb_down -26

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock Knock No solicitors

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops