- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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