- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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