Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why so serious ?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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