Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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