roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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