- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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