- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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