- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

You know whats annoying? Steve

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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