- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is older than history?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??