whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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