Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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