- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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