- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

this website is a bad joke

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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