- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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