What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Alchohol.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

class is canceled. My professor died.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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