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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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