How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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