- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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