Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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