- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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