- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Poop

i hate non minorities!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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