- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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