- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

penis. nuff said.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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