- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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