- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Your mother is so fat.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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