Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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