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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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