- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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