- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A boy with red hair is happy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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