What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Neither did she.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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