Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Double-whammy

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A boy with red hair is happy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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