- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Matt is a Duster!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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