What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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