- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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