- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Get up Look in the mirror

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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