- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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