- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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