- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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