- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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