Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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