- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Knock knock Fuck off!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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