- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A women in the kitchen.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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