Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A lot eh?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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