what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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