- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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