- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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