(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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poo

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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