- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Chick Norris... Enough said

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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