You idiot.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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