- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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