What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Charlie Sheen

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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