Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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miha kako si?

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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You know what's funny? Rape

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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