- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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