"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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