The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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You idiot.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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