Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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