- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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