- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

I don't believe in giraffes.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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