What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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