- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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