- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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