- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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