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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

* anti-punchline

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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