Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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