- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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