- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Men's rights

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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