Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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