A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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