What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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