- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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