- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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