- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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