why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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