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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Dwarf Shortage

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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