What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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