- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Blacks

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How old are you? 7

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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