- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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