- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A pope meets another one

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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