3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A black man walks out of a police station

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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