Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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