What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

why dont they make black forks

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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