Drew Knowles is gay

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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