- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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