There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Actually it was me Josh brown

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Matt is a Duster!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...