- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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