What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

No soap radio

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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