What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

knock knock who's there ?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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