- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A dog is always in the pushup position.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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