(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's 9+10 Ebola

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

women's rights.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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