- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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