- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Sarah Palin.

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