What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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black people

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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