What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Barack Obama is a good president.

woman's rights

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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