- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

kieran is a homosexual

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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