- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

binladin walks into the american seals

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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