which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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