- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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