What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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