My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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