If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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