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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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