Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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