Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

like if your cool

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

learn. advance!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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