- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

YOU

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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