Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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