What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Women's rights

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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