what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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