What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Wanna hear a joke? no

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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