the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Anti Joke

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