- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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