Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A praying mantis is very graceful

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Tilt your screen back .

asians have slitted eyes lol

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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