What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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drugs.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A young baby died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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