A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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