- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

knock knock come in !

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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