- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

One, two, three, four and five

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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