Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

an ethopian thanksgiving

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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