Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

an american walks out of a strip club.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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