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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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