- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??