Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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12 in general

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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