What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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the WNBA.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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