Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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