- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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