- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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