- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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