What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Tunechi

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Obama = ebola

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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