what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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