- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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