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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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