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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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