One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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