why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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