Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A pope meets another one

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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