- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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