Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

all these jokes are horrible now

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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