what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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