I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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