- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A American seeking into mexico

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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