- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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