- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

your mom gave me head.....phones

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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