What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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