What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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