- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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