How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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