- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

read this sentence again.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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