- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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