- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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