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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Knock, knock. Come in.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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