- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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