Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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whats black and large -me

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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