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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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hahahahaha thats not funny

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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