Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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