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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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