- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

It's all Taggart

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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