- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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