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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

civil rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

whats a joke

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

you see theres this guy.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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