What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

- Helen Keller

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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