- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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