- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

I'm Batman.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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