An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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