How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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civil rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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