What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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one of the idiot

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Anti Joke

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