Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Matthew Wyckoff

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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