- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Fat? Jesse Z

penis. nuff said.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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