- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I'm Batman.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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