- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

God is real.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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