Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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