- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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