knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Bob Saget

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