why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Fat? Jesse Z

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

penis. nuff said.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what are you mike bibby?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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