whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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