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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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