- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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