- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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