Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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