- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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