Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why? Why not?

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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no rasist joks

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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